September 2009
572 posts
Juanes Introduces Us To Baby Dante, Prompts Battle... →
Juanes posted a picture of his newborn son, Dante, (You know: The one named after the family dog.) to his Twitter account. And we must admit he’s quite a cute little womb hamster. Look at…
Sep 28th
Eva Langoria Citizen K →
Sep 28th
Eva Langoria Does Citizen K Magazine →
Eva Langoria poses for Citizen K magazine. Full gallery here.
Sep 28th
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New Jersey School Cancels CuCu Diamantes... →
Cuban singer and Yerba Buena co-founder CuCu Diamantes was scheduled to perform at Union City High School in (unsurprisingly) Union City, New Jersey - a city that happens to be home to a…
Sep 28th
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Now That The Morning After Pill Is Available In... →
Today marks the first day that the morning after pill is available without a prescription - regardless of age and without the need for parental consent - throughout Spain. The decision has,…
Sep 28th
Micheletti Closes Zelaya Supporting ‘Canal... →
Roberto Michelleti has closed down ‘Canal Cholusat Sur’ & ‘Radio Globo,’ the only audiovisual media that openly supported overthrown President Manuel Zelaya.
Sep 28th
Quique The Head: Argentine Born Without A Body →
Hard times out there for the bodyless.
Sep 28th
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Shakira Performing Her New Single, “Gypsy” →
Shakira performing her folksy new single, “Gypsy.” We think this is her first song that actually works with her voice in English. What do you guys think? Pero watch out, because…
Sep 28th
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Tracy Morgan Presents Dumplin Butts →
This video makes us want to get some dim sum.
Sep 28th
Photo: Eva Langoria & Paulina Rubio At Nokia... →
Eva Langoria is getting all Mexican on us. First she kicks it with Alejandro Fernandez, now she’s out with Paulina Rubio. Here she be Eva hanging out with Paulina at a recent concert in Los…
Sep 28th
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Madonna And Jesus Luz Are Getting Married,... →
Can you believe Madonna and el Niño Jesus have been together for nine months now? She could have made herself a second-string boyfriend in that time. Anyway. As we’ve come to expect by this…
Sep 28th
White House Aide Juan Sepulveda Advises Latino... →
Stock photo of multi-cultural students! Juan Sepulveda, director of the White House Initiative on Educational Excellence for Hispanic Americans, attended a meeting in Puerto Rico in…
Sep 28th
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Lidia Avila’s Infant Daughter Passes Away →
  Sad news: Singer Lidia Avila lost her infant daughter, Sofia, due to medical complications. The six-month-old had been suffering from intestinal problems for some time. Our hearts go out to…
Sep 28th
Diablo Cody’s Star Wars →
Check this new Tumblr imagining if Diablo Cody wrote Star Wars. For example: Obi-Wan Kenboi, “Stop being a total Jew-bacca and pay for the droids already.” Lando Calrissian: “Don’t be such a…
Sep 28th
Hollywood Threatens Us With Friends Movie. Let’s... →
Stuff white people are! Actor James Michael Taylor - the one who played “Gunther” - says a Friends movie is “definitely on.” Which is definitely not interesting to us, because we were…
Sep 28th
Fun Facts From Florida: Marcy Pappalardo Tried To... →
Marcy Pappalardo of Melbourne, FL attempted to make money in a fun, creative way. And what does she get for hustling and thinking outside the box? Arrested! For child neglect! Pappalardo, you…
Sep 28th
Principal Responds To ACLU’s Investigation Into... →
Principal Gene Suttle of Gainesville High School issued a response on behalf of his administration after it was revealed that the American Civil Liberties Union of Texas would be looking into…
Sep 28th
Afroborike Represents For All Fire-hot Sexy... →
The first all-Latino dance crew “Afroborike” on MTV’s hit show America’s Best Dance Crew (ABDC) attains a close second place on the show’s fourth season. Winners “We Are Heroes” are the first…
Sep 28th
Sexy Ads Photo Gallery →
Sep 28th
Folsom Street Fair Photo Gallery →
Sep 28th
Awko Taco: Zapatero’s Family Poses With President... →
Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero and his wife posed with President Obama, First Lady Michelle, and Zapatero’s two daughters, Ravynne and Morgana. …
Sep 26th
What Is Your Favorite Shakiyoncé Parody? El Gordo... →
Lili Estefan and Raul de Molina will share duties parodying Shakira’s performance in their own version on her much-talked about video for “She-Wolf” (”La Loba”) that will air sometime soon on…
Sep 26th
A Letter To Jessica Alba →
Dear Jess,       Can we call you Jess? No, hush. Don’t speak. Now is the time to listen. Jessiepoo, as you know, you are not an ugly girl. You are, in fact, probably one of the best-looking…
Sep 26th
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Touchy-Feel Good... →
We’re in a sensational mood tonight, kiddos. It’s cool and crisp in New York right now and our parents are visiting for nearly a week (that’s a good thing; we like ‘em) which means we get to…
Sep 26th
Honduras Crisis Update: Zelaya Might Be Losing It →
Ousted Honduran president Manuel Zelaya, holed up in the Brazilian embassy in Tegucigalpa, has called on the Red Cross for emergency aid saying the de facto government is throwing noise…
Sep 26th
Guanabee Glossary: Guácala →
If you’ve ever asked a Mexican whether it’s cold enough for a chaqueta or asked a Cuban to pass a bollo at dinner, you’ll know that Latino slang terms can vary from country to country,…
Sep 25th
Rosa Acosta Pics →
Sep 25th
David Blaine Presents How To Wake Your Girlfriend... →
Do we have to wait until April Fools?
Sep 25th
Soulja Boy’s “Fiancée” Rosa Acosta →
Update: Rosa Acosta’s manager says, not only are Soulja Boy and Rosa Acosta not engaged, they’re not even dating. According to MTV News, Soulja Boy and Rosa have been friends for some time…
Sep 25th
NPR Presents The Ol’ “Latino Vs. Hispanic” Debate →
 Host Michel Martin speaks to four Latinos with varying opinions on the subject — syndicated columnist Ruben Navarrette, Afro-Latino Activist Roland Roebuck, “Ask a Mexican” columnist Gustavo…
Sep 25th
Michael Jackson Praises Hitler To Rabbi, Tops List... →
Michael Jackson: The world’s second ever analyst-therapist. In a never-before-seen taped interview conducted by a rabbi, Michael Jackson, King of Pop and Tact, praised Hitler’s oral…
Sep 25th
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized →
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was taken to Washington Hospital Center yesterday evening after becoming ill following treatment she’d received for anemia. Eat meat and leafy green…
Sep 25th
Paulina Rubio To Duet With Pitbull →
LatinGossip broke the news that Paulina Rubio will do a duet with Mr. 305 himself, Pitbull. But, first, she wants to get a feel for what we think about the guy:
Sep 25th
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Alejandro Sanz And Alicia Keys Are “Looking For... →
The video for Alica Keys and Alejandro Sanz’s duet, “Looking for Paradise,” is out. And it happens to be pretty much what we’ve come to expect from these two: Sultry posing, a guitar or two,…
Sep 25th
Newest American Girl Doll Is Homeless →
The newest doll to be included in the American Girl collection is Gwen Thompson, a young girl’s whose father walked out on her family (oof) and whose mother lost her job (ay), leaving the family…
Sep 25th
Real Chance Of Love 2: Animals Are Awesome →
We’ve been singing this song all week, now it can be in your head for the weekend! Animals are awesome just so you know. These ladies…not so much.
Sep 25th
The Charitable Awesome Super Great Latino Celeb... →
Julieta Venegas has teamed up with UNICEF to become their newest ambassador. The Mexican singer will lend her celebrity to increase awareness for the plight of impoverished children around…
Sep 25th
Honduran Crisis Update: Zelaya Says They’re... →
Ousted Honduran president Manuel Zelaya, holed up in the Brazilian embassy in Tegucigalpa, has called on the Red Cross for emergency aid saying the de facto government is throwing noise…
Sep 25th
The ACLU Wants To Know Whether Latino Students... →
The American Civil Liberties Union is looking into whether teachers at Gainesville High School in Texas singled out Latino ninth graders for an assembly about low test scores.  Maurissa…
Sep 25th
Lady GaGa Performing Before She Was Lady GaGa →
Back when Lady GaGa was simply Stefani Germanotta, she performed with her band at NYC’s The Bitter End. And she was still awesome. (Yes. We’re biased.)
Sep 25th
The Crazy Babes Of CrAZyBaBe.com →
Bob Coulter is a highly regarded photographer deviously sexy women “in cheap motels, rooftops, and other noirish haunts” and he’s the creator of the altporny CrAZyBaBe.com. It’s a…
Sep 25th
Could Charlize Theron Become The Next Catwoman? →
Charlize Theron, magical actress made of rainbows and faery farts, said she would “be an idiot” not to consider taking on the iconic role of Catwoman in the next Batman movie, due out in 2011. She’s…
Sep 25th
Nom Nom: Ceviche →
Ceviche is a seafood popular dish enjoyed throughout many Latin American countries. Different countries put their own twist on how ceviche is prepared and served, but our favorite happens to…
Sep 25th
Survey Says Latino Parents Most Likely To Get... →
A new survey finds that many parents have no plans to have their children vaccinated for swine flu - also known as H1N1 or “hiney” flu - as flu season prepares to give us a reach-around.  …
Sep 25th
Hugo Chavez On Larry King: “Bush Ruined... →
Hugo Chavez was on Larry King Live last night where he called his host “Larrry De Keeeng!” and proved he’s no fresa by otherwise not speaking English. He also may have made out with…
Sep 25th
Tweets De La Gente: Eating Bull Penis & Spam At... →
Hey people, check these tweets. Today we begin with The Real Mario Monge enjoying his first ever time seeing his wife Mary Carey dance at a strip club. The glorious event happened at 24 Karat…
Sep 25th
Chavez Disses Fox News, On Fox News →
See Chavez laugh with genuine delight, call Fox News a bunch of estupidos, invoke Sean Penn’s name in vain, and say that Fox hates Obama because he’s Black, all while being poorly translated by a…
Sep 25th
CrAZyBaBe Photo Gallery →
Sep 25th
Baby Dancing To Single Ladies →
Hey, here’s a baby dancing to Beyonce “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It.” Not as cute as a video of a puppy burping or a baby panda wearing a hat, but it’ll have to do. …
Sep 24th
Biggest Baby Born In Indonesia… Plus 7 Biggest... →
No, the picture at left is not Fat Joe at Sizzler’s. It’s a 19.2-pound baby boy born (thankfully) via C-section to an Indonesian woman. Doctors believe the baby’s abnormal size may have…
Sep 24th